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    Default American Horror Story Season 1

    Well so far I just watched the first 6 epi and will continue watching a a few more epis of American Horror Story Season 1 with Duggy.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1844624/

    Here are my thoughts so far:

    Well once you get past the first 2 eps it is not that bad of a TV show. I found the first 2 eps rather hard to follow with all that blood and guts and 2 facededness (yes i just made that word up) french sexy old maid.. she was a trip.

    This TV show IMO is like a mix between House (1986) and American Psycho (2000) done up on steroids with a new twist. Sexy mind twisting blood and guts with a dash of innocence crushed and bludgeoned all thrown into a TV show that is bound to really make ya think what the HELL ARE THEY STAYING in the house for. In the famous words of Eddy Murphy:
    Eddie Murphy: Delirious Script

    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/e/eddie-murphy-delirious-script-transcript.html

    I was watching Poltergeist last month.

    I got a question.

    Why don't white people just leave the house
    when there's a ghost in the house ?

    Y'all stay in the house too fuckin' long.
    Get the fuck out of the house !

    Very simple: If there's a ghost
    in the house, get the fuck out !

    And not only did they stay in the house
    with the poltergeist, they invite more people over !

    Sitting around going: "Our daughter Carroll-Ann's
    in the television set."

    I would have been gone.

    If I had a daughter, went down to the precinct and say

    "Look man, I went home my fucking daughter's in the
    t.v. set and I just fucking left."

    You can have all this, I ain't going back
    to the motherfucker.

    I just came down so when she ain't at the school
    you don't think I killed the bitch or anything like that.

    But she is inside the tv set you can have
    all that shit. Thank you.

    "Mr. Murphy didn't you try to save your daughter?"

    Yeah, I'm a man, see I tried to save her

    I turned the channels the shit didn't work.
    I got the fuck out.

    The kid was only years old in the movie,
    they couldn't have been too attached to her.

    In the amityville horror the ghost
    told them to get out of the house.

    White people stayed in there. Now that's a hint
    and a half for your ass.

    A ghost say get the fuck out, I
    would just tip the fuck out the door!

    Lou Walker looked in the toilet bowl, there was
    blood in the toilet.

    And said, "That's peculiar."

    I would've been in the house saying:
    "Oh baby this is beautiful."

    "We got a chandelier hanging up here, kids
    outside playing. Its a beautiful neighbourhood."

    "We ain't got nuttin to worry,
    I really love it this is really nice."

    "GET OUT !"
    "Too bad we can't stay, baby !"
    Would you stay? I would rather live on the streets with my family or in the woods make some campsite of my own deal with the Bears and wildlife. Don't get me wrong if the ghosties where friendly and not killing everything in sight I would stay check them out and chit chat but honestly first time someone was killed by them or they threatened my wife or kids I would be gone.

    But all and all this TV show is a must see!!

    I would rate it 4 out of 5 for storyline and graphics.

    You come from nothing, You're going back to nothing. So what have you lost? Nothing! So always look on the bright side of life.

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    Default Re: American Horror Story Season 1

    Oh really Eddie? I have two words for you Haunted Mansion. That shit ain't got nuthin on us white folk.



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    Default Re: American Horror Story Season 1

    So we finished watching the rest of Season 1. By the time it was over it had a bit of horror comic relief almost like, and I am quoting Duggy here, a Beetlejuice twist.. all I have to say is you gotta see this.

    You come from nothing, You're going back to nothing. So what have you lost? Nothing! So always look on the bright side of life.

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