Medical distinction between Guts and Balls!

[Dbad]

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls!

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS -
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

[Dani Oliver]

LMAO!!

I have both guts and balls. With Ozzy having only 3 hours sleep, breaking his reel, having his HD go kersplat and then after spending hours installing, updating, etc... right as he sees the light at the end of the tunnel, some rest... I ask "now that you're done mucking about with that, can we go play Lineage 2?" *runs off giggling*

[Lego]

lol well I can say the party we had was fun.